I stay at Marriott a lot. I don't mind their bland cookie cutter rooms (I'll never be an A-list gay) or the books in the drawers. If the room is clean, the mattress firm and the water pressure healthy, I'm good.

But I do always check out the Book of Mormon. They get vandalized quite a bit, some quite humorously. While evangelicals will write bible verses on the cover page warning of hellfire and damnation, the best are saved for the picture plates, where captions have been added. My favorites:
- one of distraught people on some sort of ship, wailing about something. Caption: "Holy ...., we're out of coffee!"
- a portrait of Joseph Smith. Caption: "Joseph was a quiet man with a taste for fine wines and under aged boys"