Seriously great stuff. You should write professionally, though I admit this bit made me cringe:
Originally Posted by
eightblack
I then asked the moron son how on earth he expected to get a girlfriend.
“I’ve got one”
“Really. Whats her name? Robert?”
He ignores my insult.
Goading your teenage son by joking that he's gay? Then gleefully retelling the "insult" to strangers online, some of whom are in fact gay?