With all ~600 or so acknowledged instances of theft by TSA employees, there must be some sort of underground network that teaches them how to effectively steal from passengers, whether at the checkpoint or in the baggage screening area. I will make an assertion based on my own personal observations since 2002 that screeners aren't smart enough to think up all of this on their own. This guy was stupid enough to put the big wad of cash in his shirt pocket.

I wonder how he put together enough money for bail?