Aaaaand the joy that is Hertz LGA continues. Picked up Saturday late morning, PC area was completely empty, except for one QX30, and the keys were missing from that. 5* area had two Sentras and a Journey. I asked the staff, and got the usual blank "well, what do you want me to do about it? I just work here, it's not like renting cars is my job or anything" look. After about ten minutes, one of the staff brought out a 4Runner SR5, so I took it. Godawful truck, but at least it has four wheels and goes.