Pre-check line, guy in front beeps for metal. He takes off his shoes and sends them through. He goes again and gets beeped for random more screening. I thank him for taking one for me.

I go through- and it 'randomly' picks me too.

I start using not nice language. Not exactly random. My usual schpeel about irradiated or fondled. Of course I go through the scanner, and have to get fondled anyways.

What is the frequency on the metal detectors pushing for seconday screening? Two in a row, seriously?