Ack, I'd have to lose 50 pounds to fit in any of the available t-shirt sizes.
I know that driving to a do is against the spirit of FT. But if you do come to the Maritimes, then driving is the only thing that makes sense. Just imagine having it in YYG. I could either drive than 1:50 hours direct, or I could drive 1:20 to YHZ to catch a Beechcraft to YYG. Or I suppose I drive 1 hour to YQM to catch a Beechcraft to YHZ to transfer to another Beechcraft to YYG. 50 points to the first person to use google maps to figure out which hick town I live in.
btw, don't go to YSJ. My father once gave me these words of wisdom. "Life is too short to live in Saint John twice."