Originally Posted by
DeweyCheathem
I am waiting for an enterprising airline, perhaps UA, as this seems to be right up their alley, to request to Boeing and Airbus that the call button be engineered in a manner that delivers a mild - or perhaps even not so mild - electric shock to the person who pushes it.
As
MonkeyClassDonkey123 said recently, soon the service will be enhanced so you simply get slapped in the face by an FA as you enter the aircraft. "Welcome aboard" *smack* "Across the aisle and turn right."