If you're ever bored (or stuck) in Huntsville, AL, drive 20 miles East to Scottsboro and visit the left luggage store where all this stuff gets sold off by the airlines. You will be left with 2 indelible thoughts:
1. How the hell did you forget something this random?
2. What on earth were you doing taking it on an airplane in the first place?
A truly bizarre selection of property...