I forgot to mention that my most recent SSSS detainment put me behind schedule and ended up costing me my belt.
Somehow in the process of putting my clothes back on, I overlooked my belt. When the flight attendant took my coat, I realized that I was short one accessory. I opted not to deplane and further subject myself to scrutiny - not to mention that I would have needed to lug my backpack and hanging bag with me back to the TSA strip poker party lounge and then fight for space again in the overhead on what would then be a full plane.
At least now that I am aware of my security issues ahead of time (by attempting to check-in online) I can plan accordingly. I can implement a minimalist dress approach, although that didn't work for Mats. I can arrive early. And I can make sure not to take a shower

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Losing my belt isn't that bad. I read here earlier where some guy got fleeced during his "inspection" by the TSA and had the $$$ from his wallet taken.