Have you ever noticed that one side of the plane is always getting screwed over?

"For those of you on the left side of the plane, there's the Grand Canyon! And for those of you on the right side of the plane...well...you can look at the people looking at the Grand Canyon. Look at their faces...they're so amazed!"

I wonder if the pilot makes announcements like that if a plane is going down. "For those of you on the left side of the plane, there's some smoke, and for those of you on the right side, there's some trees coming up really fast..."