Most of my threads are tongue-in-cheek.

I think my previous observation about males wearing Polo by Ralph Lauren polo shirts must have affected EK's male passengers who have now resorted to wearing as little as possible.

Considering that many of the males I saw yesterday were obese, extremely unhealthy, pot-bellied and reeked of alcohol, seeing a few dressed in gym attire was a particularly nauseating sight.

One attempted a couple of stretching exercises beside my seat. After about 0.7 seconds of 'exercises' I thought he was going to keel over and the thought of performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, learned from my first-aid training, on him almost caused me to violently eject my partially digested Emirates meal.