That's more than a little Cray-zee!
But, you know, I figure that, we seasoned travelers at least know how to handle these things pretty well, and sometimes, even make them work to our advantage!
I feel sorry for the people who travel rarely who get into jams.
Also, re: my VDB above... Another guy who took the $1000 VDB was from an off the wall city somewhere in Africa - I can't remember. It was his first time in the USA. I had to show him how to get to the hotel, and even I got the wrong Sheraton at ATL!

Anyway, I feel bad for him trying figure out how to use his $1000 voucher. I don't think he had a SM account.