I'm fairly indifferent to whether they give me the water or make me get it, I'd just like to have a general blanket rule that says I can drink any water bottles that happen to be in the room without worrying that it might really end up costing me $9!

(Every now and then there's a bottle of something and, somewhere within a foot or two, turned upside-down, is the hang-tag that is supposed to be on the water bottle with the large price in small font hidden somewhere on it. I hate that.)