Let's see. Tesco currently has a special offer of 24 rolls of own brand toilet tissue for GBP8.00 - nothing so luxurious as Andrex, after all it's BA we're talking about here.

So by my reckoning GBP291,200 is sufficient to purchase 873,600 toilet rolls - think of all the Avios that would earn.

The article states 'The Boeing 777, which can carry 280 passengers'.

So on the basis of one return flight per day that equates, on a full flight, to one bog roll per passenger for the next 4+ years!