I checked into a HP today and when I got to my room, I dug into the key packet and found a coupon for a bottle of water. Redeemable at the front desk where I just was.

Now I can understand not tasking housekeeping with that at a HP. Those angels have enough to deal with. But why not just offer me a bottle of water at the FD instead of a coupon for a bottle of water?

I did trek down to the FD for the water. Maybe that's what constitutes the HP fitness program.