Join Date: May 2000
Location: Lincoln, NE (OMA or LNK)
Programs: UA, AA, DL, Starwood/Marriott, Hilton, IHG
Posts: 1,345
Sarah, Sarah, swinging on the outhouse door.
Sarah, Sarah, sitting on the outhouse floor.
All day long she sits and s**ts.
All day long she s**ts and sits.
Sarah, Sarah, sitting on the outhouse, sitting on the outhouse, sitting on the outhouse floor.
And there was Granny, swinging on the outhouse door, without her nightie.
And grandpa yelling more, more, more.
And then the hinge broke.
And granny, she ain't a swinger, anymore.
And I can't wait to fly the triple seven to validate my card in the mile high club!