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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 3:01 am
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HeHateY
 
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Originally Posted by kidvintage
Stick to IN-N-OUT & bring a book. Dont wear any gang colors & it would not be a bad idea to pack a handy little Kevlar vest. Try, at all costs, to AVOID eye contact with ANYONE while walking to said restaurant. DO NOT jaywalk, because LAX police WILL write you a ticket. It would help you to brush up on a foreign language as well, before your trip........since well-over 50% of the city has limited English-speaking capabilities. If you see a small pack of wild dogs roaming around near LAX, do not be alarmed. This is common.
I'd be more concerned about the little birdies flying into the eletrical lines on 98th and knocking out the power to the tower as they have twice in the past month. Your layover might be lengthened or shortened by this!

Originally Posted by kidvintage
My personal favorite at LAX are the lovely crack-addicts who bought some religious clothing at the local Goodwill & who shove a donation bucket & some fake "official-looking" certificate in your face under the guise of a "charity". It does my heart good every time I see unsuspecting tourists shove money in the buckets & when the tourist walks away the crack fiend goes to slap hands with his buddy to celebrate their next drug "score".
Ah yes, the LAX solicitors...score another one for the 1st Amendment


Why can't we have booths like SFO?

Also, here is the link to the actual In and Out "Secret Menu":

http://www.in-n-out.com/html/frm_secretmenu.html

from whence you too may order the ultimate "16 by 16"!

Photos of some brave fellow consuming said burger available here (Warning, may upset vegans!):

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...d.net+In+n+Out
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