I have an appointment for a routine annual check up with a cardiologist next week. Yesterday, as required, I had an ECG done to bring with me. The ECG showed there is no problem with my heart.

This afternoon, Dementia dropped off some mail I had received. Among them, there was a letter from the police in Lugano, Switzerland, informing me that I had gone through a traffic light 1.6 seconds after it turned red on April 8, 2016 and I have to pay a 250 CHF fine.

I don't remember doing this but I checked my records and I was in Lugano on that day, so it is possible.

Dementia couldn't believe that I took this so calmly, but I told her that if the reverse had been true -- that my ECG showed a heart problem but I could prove that I wasn't in Lugano that day, my situation would be much worse. On balance, I said, the news from today was good.

She left my house convinced that I am crazy.