I like the list at the top of the page.

I agree, defecating on a service tray is worse than reading Playboy. I think I might just die of laughter if I was a witness to something like that. Of course it's sick and disgusting but, WOW! Has anyone ever had something like this happen on one of their flights?

BTW, I usually read WSJ, FT or a book I've stuck in my carryon.