Originally Posted by
ajGoes
I mentioned to a Belgian friend that a Dutch friend was drinking beer -- Heineken, to be precise. Belgian friend replied, "That's not beer."
[Change breweries as appropriate
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The CEO of Heineken, CEO of Amstel and CEO of Guinness walks into a pub.
The CEO of Heineken orders "A pint of Heineken, the best beer in the world!"
The CEO of Amstel orders "A pint of Amstel, the best beer in the world!"
The CEO of Guinness turns to the barman and order of a glass of coke.
They all look at him confused and asking... aren't you ordering a beer?
The CEO of Guinness responds "why should I? nobody else did"