If I were on that flight and he refused to put it away, I would have taken his smut mag and slapped him in the face with it.
You could also order a very large coke from the FA and when you reach over for the drink---sneeze and oops---
ROFLMAO!!! You have just proven Rudi's point above: somehow to you violence is more acceptable than (an even an acceptable response to) sexuality.
We are one screwed up and repressed country!!!!
Fortunately, our laws would protect the reader and prosecute the violence. Thank God for the Constitution!!!