Originally Posted by
Badenoch
Issuing the F/As in J with Tasers might be an option but that could take away from the service. "Excuse me sir, your champagne will be a moment while I attend to an interloper. You might consider putting on your headphones to mute the screams. I'll be right back."
Perhaps the answer is an invisible fence. Fit every Y passenger with an ankle bracelet that will cause an excruciating electric shock if they wander past the threshold into J.

.....and the folks in the office said this wont work, glad to see others see the Merritt with this!