Originally Posted by pon18n

I remember when we were kids and our parents took us to Taiwan. At a restaurant he whispered to us to "keep quiet and act like the locals" so they don't try to rip us off. Which, to be fair, wouldn't have been that difficult since we look Chinese and my dad can speak fluent Mandarin.

He then laid out the map on the table to figure out our next destination...

Way to blend in like a local, Dad.