Originally Posted by PUCCI GALORE

BahrainLad, Wherever did you go to School? Madame Payne's House of Correction? What was the Matron's name? Miss Whiplash? Sadie Spank? Wanda Whip?

Now you know that I never gossip about anything that happens at British Airways...(), but we had a passenger stopped at Security who had all sorts of "devices" (handcuffs, studded collars - don't pretend you don't know - I know better!) in her "overnight"bag. She claimed to be on a Business Triup and had to start work as soon as we landed (NRT). Truth to tell when she did reach us, you would never have guessed - and I only know as the Despatcher told me in the sort of delivery that is usually reserved for the state of the Beckhams marriage (yawn).

Now I realise that this has absolutely nothing to do with the thread, but as you are in my Gold Books at the moment - I thought that I would confide this in you. I had seriously thought about quiting posting, but you have prised me out of my shell! I do hope that you will be on board soon. Let us know. Flattery gets you everywhere!

Mr Davidson, I hope that you too will be on board soon for reasons that are well known to you.