No actually I am not. As a former Glaswegian, I have had my fair share of similar events. More so than any other city I have visited (with one notable exception in Florida where the full service restaurants were out of the first 2 choices I made. After being told they were out of both choice 1 and 2 I specifically asked if there were other entrees they were out of. The answer was firm..all else on the menu is available. I ordered liver and onions and they exclaimed "Oh, no one ever orders that". I just walked out at that point.

Reminded me of the classic cheese chop skit.