BearX220 and Low Roller, you make good points.

How about, at a minimum, the following announcement when the plane arrives at the gate?

"To get everyone off the plane as soon as possible, please put down your phone, open the overhead bin even before it's your row's turn to get off the plane, and stand up before it's your row's turn to get off the plane"?

The people who just sit there, playing on their phones, even when it's their row's turn to get off, and the people who just saunter off the plane and up the jetway, as if that were the most enjoyable part of the trip, with every second to be savored, just drive me insane!

If my suggestions don't work, then what would? There's got to be a better way to get people off planes.