Originally Posted by
Doc Savage
You've never been to Detroit?
The Hell in SE Michigan is actually a cute little crossroads with an ice cream parlor that's located amid a state recreation area about 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor. (I'm guessing about 45 minutes from DTW)
And yeah, there's an obligatory weather station there so that local weathermen can report when Hell has frozen over for the winter.
https://www.wunderground.com/q/zmw:48169.5.99999