@m3red - don't think your suggestion was what the OP was looking for, but safe to say you were never going to be the target audience for this particular thread

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Always worth remembering that the overwhelming majority of flyers - on any given day, on any given flight - sit in the cheapest part of the plane, and they do so for different reasons. In some cases, the 'choice' has been made for them ; but even when the decision is entirely their own, it is often because they have a different perspective and/or different set of priorities & values (and, yes,
some folk are actually perfectly happy to sit 'down the back'.....)
* edited to add : and to be perfectly honest, nor am I (at least not where longhaul is concerned !)