As a world traveler who has seen over fifty different countries, I still get nervous flying into cities in Third World Countries. As I get older and tire easily, I am not as open to the hassles I know that will face me after flying 12 hours in coach and arriving in chaos.

Tell us some horror stories about the hassles you faced when you flew into the airports of Third World hellholes! (Touts, Guides, fake officials, and beggars.)