This was so entertaining to read I'll forgive you for the nicotine sticks

Having spent a few years living in India I can picture this all to well. The anti-Pak propaganda machine is very much alive and kicking and one sees these group mobs on the streets every now and then when someone's run over someone else's mother in the chaos that is traffic there. Entertaining until you're caught in the middle.

In fact just remembered a fight at a dive bar in Hyderabad that I saw in October. Was kind of upset at not getting a chance to get involved but the bouncers were looking like little children who's candy had been taken away, quite hilarious.

(Involved because through no fault of my own I got punched in the face in a club in Bali last year and ever since been annoyed that I didn't punch back but ran like a whimp and have a need to now prove to myself that I too can punch someone...silly I know.)