It's incredible how low United has managed to take the bar (and that us as pax/loyal customers have accepted it) when a few new chairs and tables get us all excited.

The Denver clubs are dumps. They have been for a very long time. A few new tables and chairs don't change that.

The bathrooms remain incredibly poorly ventilated (they're a hot box of nasty aromas even at non-busy times), the carpets are nasty, the fixtures are chipped and wearing out, and the sense of space (e.g. division between the obnoxiously loud TV area, the bar, seating, etc aren't up to modern standards).

These clubs need a lot more than some new furniture, especially for a hub of Denver's size and position in the network.