Just over a month ago, boarding F on CX, HKG-LAX, and
bam!! it was my turn. This was a first for me EVER!
What made it interesting was that the plane was at a satelite ramp, so busses were involved. By the time they were through with me, the F and J bus left, so I boarded with the
unwashed 
. Anyway, the bus pulls up to the back stairs, and here is me, breaking the ranks and walking to the front stairs. Some CX security guy/gate keeper starts running after me and yelling. Let me tell you, nothing works like the moroon bordered BP

. He apologized and allowed me to keep on walking.
We're not the only ones stuck with this nonsense.