Originally Posted by chollie

I'm in a similar situation. I get selected for the NoS more often than not. I'm physically incapable of assuming and holding the position. I get really tired of moat dragons either trying to tell how safe the NoS is (um, it doesn't matter how safe it is, I can't raise my arm) or threatening me with an indefinite wait and a 'very thorough' grope and bag search and swab - like if it's inconvenient and threatening enough, my shoulder will magically heal itself on the spot.

If only it were that easy. I would cheerfully go through the NoS ten times a day if it meant it would magically heal my shoulder and enable me to fly without hands probing my genitals and stroking my buttocks and inserting themselves into my clothing.