I was quite enjoying a daily dose of this thread - come on guys there must be some more humor to share here?

Mrs lavajava would probably tell this better but on my return from holiday this year LAX-LHR... I had two main courses in the Qantas F lounge and several glasses of pinot. This pattern continued on the plane with several more glasses after the CSD left the bottle of pinot from F for me (nice bloke - we were in CW). I didn't decline a refill, as I was trying to enjoy the last few hours of my wine tasting...fast forward having passed out in my seat, I hear the cabin crew ask mrs lavajava if they should request a wheelchair for me at the gate (I certainly felt like a muppet hearing that). Anyway, at the 40 mins warning, I get up, drink a bottle of water and go get changed in those massive 380 toilets and then came back to my seat as if nothing ever happened. What a lovely holiday - I offered Mrslavajava 5,000 avois as compensation

Lovely crew (from what I can remember).