they'd probably open up the bathroom for you, but no seatbelts. Seriously dude. of all the silly topics, this one has to take the cake. They will open up any seat you are willing to pay for. Most people on here who have been an SE for any length of time know that on occasion something nice happens, but that is at the airport.

Plus, if I was an AC executive, i wouldn't want to go open up a seat for some guy who will just post it on every forum. Favors from AC require an implied 'shut your trap' about it.

Anyways, the only plus side of this thread is it was funny to see all the various replies.