No phone needed to be a to$$er ... 'Suit' in 1K on the LGW-JER yesterday, in the middle of boarding, feels an urgent need to have a 'greet and chat' to 3K. Cue several dozen pax having to squeeze themselves and their bags past this pillock. When he's content, he then of course barges his merry way back to 1K, with everyone letting him do it.

I think the other pax were all very restrained. I believe I muttered [loudly] something like "Sit down, you idiot" from 2C, but I guess he was immune to outside influences.