I have a deviated septum due to a recent accident, and for various reasons I have not yet had surgery to correct it. As a result, I do tend to snore, even if I use nasal spray and those handy little nose strips. If you're sitting near me on a TATL and I snore, here's what you need to do: Take out a pen or, if you have one, a penknife, and perform emergency surgery on my nose.