Personal Plat - 1st anniversary, ~$7k spending prior year
Offered 15k points; 5k immediately and 10k after $2k spending in 92 days. Took it (clearly).
What was hilarious was the CSR said I could pay for my annual fee using 45,000 MR points, a special offer since apparently it would normally cost 75,000 points.

It took all my self control to not laugh at the offer.