Originally Posted by
Mike2K
I always get a little laugh out of those announcements. Awesome UA Captain once welcomed us aboard, saying "Welcome aboard UA1234. We've shut the main cabin door so if Newark isn't a part of your travel plans, it sure is now."

Also on AA it's common for pilots to say "If you do not wish to travel to Los Angeles or have a another reason to deplane now is your time to do so"