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Stay Once Get 5,000
Thank you for being a loyal IHG® Rewards Club member. Stay once and earn 5,000 bonus points
Stay More, Earn More
Get closer to the rewards you want when you stay 28 night(s) and earn 56,000 bonus points
Earn more at InterContinental
Stay 5 nights at any InterContinental Hotels and Resorts in Asia Pacific, Middle East and Africa and earn 6,000 bonus points
Authentic Experiences
Live the InterContinental® life when you stay at 4 InterContinental® hotel(s) and earn 19,200 bonus points.
Globetrotter Bonus
Earn 22,400 bonus points for staying at 4 IHG hotel(s) outside of your country of residence. You’ll earn for one hotel stay per country.
Stay a Little Longer
Earn 4,000 bonus points when you book a single stay of 4 or more consecutive nights
Eat, Drink, and Earn
Spend $850 on food or beverages at IHG hotels and earn 7,800 bonus points.
Your Achievement Bonus
Complete 6 of the 7 offers and earn (an additional) 32,000 bonus points.
September Bonus Offer
Stay once in September and get 5,000 bonus points.
Registration Bonus
Register for Accelerate and earn 500 bonus points.