Originally Posted by LondonElite

I'll tell you about the time they insinuated that I was kidnapping my own children once. Some silly teenaged girl made a long drawn out point about how parents regularly abduct their own children and then proceeded to quiz my then six year old as to whether I was really her father. She looked at me and said "Daddy, why is this woman asking me if you're my father if you've already told her that and she's got our passports?"