Ok, Hyatt has managed to massively irritate me. In the mail when I got home was a Hyatt envelope that states "We are pleased to enclose the Hyatt Gold Passport membership card you requested."
THAT IS NOT WHAT I REQUESTED and I now spent another 15 minutes on the Diamond line submitting another request after being initially told "I don't think they are doing that anymore." I was told not to expect that passes until after Labor Day. One of the reasons I chose United on my upcoming trip is that I thought I would use one of these damn lounge passes otherwise I would have gone with a more inconvenient route on Delta where I have Sky Club membership.
This is one of those situations where I told the lady on the phone, I realize this is not your fault but I am rather irritated.