I took a shower tonight.
In a new Fancy Dan designer hotel; rainforest shower with hose attachments to cleanse every nook and cranny of the human body.
A vast array of designer cleansing lotions all with ampersands in their name.
And a granny shower cap on offer as well if I needed one.
But I still had to clamber into a stupid tub and try to maintain my balance while the water soaked the rest of the bathroom.
And I'm thinking - why do they bother ? In decades of travel and hundreds of hotel rooms I've never taken a bath.
Why not just have a walk-in shower like every adult person I know has in their bathroom ?