anonplz please start a new thread, or slightly deviate on this one if you don't mind on Brooklyn joints that you would endorse. (or maybe you have done so ... I'll check out the NY dining boards in a second after I enter this since I typed it already.)

fwiw, you can't get flat pizza worth a nickle out here in the NW lands, unless you count frozen Home Run Inn, which in the scheme of frozen pizzas is not that bad, and after all, is from Chicago.