And then there was the time I was all ready to go, SIN-HKG, with a middle row all to myself in the back, when the guy in front of me stashes some fresh durian in a plastic bag in the overhead.

The Chinese FA used Advanced Durian Detection methods (her nose, in passing by) and had the ground staff get rid of it.

My daughter and I eat durian ice cream just to pull my wife's chain.
Rich