Originally Posted by
catocony
Why not just add a few questions along the lines of
"Are you a terrorist?"
"Do you have a bomb on you?"
"Do you plan to hijack the plane?"
"Have you killed anyone in the last 12 months?"
I mean, really, are people going to provide that info? "Yeah, I'm DickFitzwell on Tinder. Look me up. Also, PhilButz on Grinder and LovesKittens221 on Snapchat."
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