Originally Posted by
canadiancow
I had a flight the other day where my friend prodded me awake. We were at the gate on arrival. I had eye shades on, ear plugs in, and my seat was fully reclined. I had been in this state since shortly after takeoff.
You're clearly lying.
What happened was after the crew completed their last cabin sweep prior to landing, you fully reclined your seat, put your eye shades on, your ear plugs in, and went into REM.
Stop lying!