Sometimes people get blamed for doing the RIGHT thing:

"In the statement, Golden denied a broadcast report that the TSA had decided to fire him for practices that included hiring and promoting his son-in-law and hiring a former exotic dancer to supervise screeners at the airport.

A stripper is the perfect person for the TSA to hire.

I can hear her now:

"Okay, people, the line is getting congested. We have to move things quicker. Together, everybody take off your shoes. If you can't do it quickly enough, just watch me -- I''ll show you how. Now your jackets...your shirts...your pants.."