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Old May 30, 2016, 3:59 pm
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kipper
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Originally Posted by BamaVol
Careful what you ask for.

They left a dirty floor, unmade bed, garbage in the street and a ripped umbrella on the deck (didn't know enough to close it when the wind started to blow and neighbors retrieved it from the canal). I specifically asked them to drown the 2 yapping Yorkies on the deck next door and I come back to find them still alive. Worst of all, they spoiled my mother who will be looking for us to take her on a picnic at the beach every day for the rest of her life.
Next time you need a house and mother sitter, let me know. I'll mop the floors, wash the bedding, take the garbage to the curb, and rehome the Yorkies. Plus, will take your mother for a picnic at your favorite bar every day.
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