Funniest thing I've seen in a while and I don't watch the show. Highlights:
1) DL PM reporter dropping the DYKWIA in his report. I wonder if he rocks eBay'ed DM luggage tags on his bags?
2) The commercial, OMG the commercial. The texting two-striper in the TSA reveal shot. The self-dousing with half-drank garbage water. Pocketing knives and lotions.
3) "Guns in the bin! Belts and jackets are OK, but GUNS IN THE BIN!"
4) The attention called to the fact that TSOs are unskilled labor and are paid as such.

Maybe this joke was too cheap, but I can't believe the writers missed the chance to add the clown in as a checkpoint staffer instead of in a line of pax at ORD.